Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Award Nominations

[EDIT - I'm post dating this thread to keep it at the top for a while. Sort of a makeshift sticky. Original date of this post was September 12th.]
[FURTHER EDIT - I'm putting it back in where it goes.]

Rich has started an AtBC thread for award nominations. He's apparently nominated us to host the gala.


Okee Dokee, we're game. Make your nominations over there, we'll host the party and even present the awards if y'all want.

(Just do us a favor next time and give us a head's up first, Rich. Thanks sweetie.)


25 Eloquent Orations:

On 9/12/2006 10:44:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

From the thread: "Perhaps start with a two tier approach:

1) Professional tards (Dimbski, Behe, Wells, Fuller, etc)
2) Lay tards (Denyse, dave tard, joel tard, and other ordinary tardettes from UD)"

Shouldn't O'Leary be a Lay-o-tard?

I have one that she can wear.

 

On 9/12/2006 10:52:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

O'Lay-o-Tard?
Lay-Bill-o-Tard?
Morph-o-Dyke-o-Tard?

 

On 9/12/2006 11:31:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

MorphoDyke has competition.

"Lay-Bill-o-Tard?" That sounds like blackmail material! Who's the lucky tard? (Geez, the guy is going to sue me yet.)

 

On 9/13/2006 04:08:00 AM, Blogger Lifewish waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

JAD should definitely get a category of his own.

 

On 9/13/2006 11:15:00 PM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Sorry to impose on your good nature, ladies, but you can add glamour that ATBC somewhat lacks.

*Looks at Kristine's pic*

Oh, you're in as well. No Doubt.

 

On 9/13/2006 11:43:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Quite forgiven, Rich. And quite right, Lifewish.

Kristine certainly adds a certain "je ne sais quoi" to the blog (which translates roughly as "we haven't done her yet, but stick around, she's new) and we're priveleged to have her 'round.

Kisses to bo'fu

From bo'fus

 

On 9/14/2006 06:29:00 PM, Blogger Corporal Kate waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I've been reading over at the AFDave thread on AtBC.

I hereby nominate AFDave for the "Dumb As A Whole Goddamned Box O Rocks" award.

Dat's all I have to say 'bout dat.

 

On 9/18/2006 02:00:00 AM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Best ID-tard trap?

 

On 9/18/2006 08:20:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

OOO! As in lil' ol' US????

Thanks for that, Rich! We do what we can.

:)

Don't know 'bout that whole "vested interest" thing, though. Wouldn't hardly be fair, considering we're hosting the gala and all.

 

On 9/20/2006 06:06:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Oh, Steve Story definitely gets nominated for the "Funniest Thing I've Seen Since Dover" award for His AFDave Graph at AtBC.

(That is, of course, if we're going to go through with ID Critic catagories as well. I think we should.)

 

On 9/21/2006 07:18:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I'm "in!" Because you appreciate my brain, huh? ;-)

(That's unfair, I chose to upload my best cocktail pic. I'm pretty sure that Dembski looked at it; I meant him to.)

Yes, you two gals, you get best ID-tard trap. I was playing around with the idea myself, but you actually did it!

That graph by Steve Story was the funniest thing I've seen since JAD's End of Evo! I second that nomination, definitely.

Speaking of JAD...I just think that I came up with another nomination...

 

On 9/21/2006 07:55:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Hi Kristine!

"I'm "in!" Because you appreciate my brain, huh? ;-)"

We appreciate that! And OF COURSE we appreciate your brain. And the um.. other bits, too.

;)

"That's unfair, I chose to upload my best cocktail pic."

Well, we here in the blogosphere are certainly glad you did. I think we can safely speak for everyone else on that. In fact, I doubt there'd be any objections to more.

Just so y'know.

"Yes, you two gals, you get best ID-tard trap. I was playing around with the idea myself, but you actually did it!"

[blush] Thanks, dear. You really are sweet. Keep up the flattery, you know what the end prize is.

Again, ;)

"That graph by Steve Story was the funniest thing I've seen since JAD's End of Evo! I second that nomination, definitely.

Speaking of JAD...I just think that I came up with another nomination..."


I think Lifewish is right. That freak should get a catagory all his own. Feel free to start nominating him for all sorts of awards in that catagory. I'm not sure anyone else would even merit honorable mentions.

 

On 9/21/2006 10:35:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

That freak should get a catagory all his own.

Is there a Lifetime Achievement Award? That way, it's halfway nice, and halfway snarky.

 

On 9/21/2006 10:38:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

There is now.

Kisses.

 

On 9/22/2006 10:16:00 AM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Yes, Kristine, you're in for your brain.

But some glamour always helps awards. Where did I put that garterbelt post?

 

On 9/25/2006 04:29:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Where did I put that garterbelt post?

Shameless self-promotion: if we are going to include ID-critics, can they be ~ahem!~ non-specialists, and can they include other comments at other blogs? I'm rather proud of these (if I may say so myself):

Sex Toys for Fundamentalists (Look at the comments)

Katherine Harris: God Doesn't Like You (comments: God cries on Kristine's shoulder)

Kristine goes ballistic
I hate creationism!

And my own post, in which I dare to disagree with Dr. Dashing on a minor point.

If I can't nominate myself, then happy reading! Especially the first. You should appreciate that one, you bad influences on me, you.

 

On 9/25/2006 04:34:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Oops. here's the Katherine Harris post.

 

On 9/26/2006 06:27:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

We both liked all three of those, Kristine, but you called it.

The first one we could really appreciate.

"Okay, whatever. I’ll take one Testament Tickler, a Res-erection Rabbit, and some Jehovah Jelly. Who’s my Other Daddy? Va-va-va-voom!

Oh, wait, I’m unmarried. Darn. I guess it’s True Love Waits bracelets for my sweetie and me. Yeah, this will really stop premarital sex, btw."


So we nominate you for the "Fundy Sex Toy Tester" award.

Care to post your report and test results on that stuff?

It's funny to read that Book 22 site and see all the stuff they sell that's NOT FOR MASTERBATION. Good thing, because, y'know THAT'S EVIL!!!!

Geez, I'm going to Hell. A lot. In a chauffered limosine.

 

On 9/26/2006 06:34:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Oh, and you should probably post illustrations to prevent accidental misuse of those things...

Wouldn't want anyone ACCIDENTLY going to Hell, you know.

 

On 9/26/2006 06:38:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

And here's the direct link to those comments in the Katherine Harris post.

Comments

 

On 9/26/2006 04:07:00 PM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Kristine, you should come play at AtBC. Also, I have subtle product endorsements you'll need to cover during the awards.

 

On 9/27/2006 10:49:00 AM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I have subtle product endorsements you'll need to cover during the awards.

I don't know if I like the sound of that... ;-)

I have a sign-on at AtBC and will visit soon--it's difficult, with work, grad school, everything.

 

On 9/27/2006 12:56:00 PM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Our sponsors, Preperation H, are lovely folks to deal with. You'll be fine.

 

On 9/27/2006 05:06:00 PM, Blogger Kristine waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Well, I'm the right age! I'd be willing to pitch for "Senior Moment," being that I'm having them more often.

Getting old is fun.

 

On 9/27/2006 11:42:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

It beats the alternative...

 

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