The Rosetta Stone, 2005
(This was just in response to a post at The Austringer.)





Dream a little dream of Me.
Beautiful. How I wish to go to the British Museum someday! I was learning ancient Egyptian hieroglyphs at one point, but got derailed...
Are sure neither one of those are maed of cardboard? I hear that cardboard is very hard to identify, especially if it is a few thousand years old.
Hmmm. You'd think that my cases of beer would travel better to and around BBQs if they were made of cardboard.... This is a case for the ICR!
blipey: Uh, my beer seems to have fallen out the bottom of my case.
ICR: Uh, your what?
blipey: Uh. Beer, dude.
ICR: What's that?
blipey: It's what you call someone who isn't a girl.
ICR: No, the other thing.
blipey: Oh, that's the nectar of the gods.
ICR: Um. There's only one sir.
blipey: I know; Old Peculiar from Theakston Brewery.
ICR: No, God, sir. There's only one...
blipey: ...and his name is Allah. Yeah, I know. Now about my beer. You see the casse is made out of Rosetta Stone material and I was wondering why it broke.
ICR: You're going to have to go now.
Oratory is now open to everyone. PLEASE don't make me moderate it. Also, be kind enough to sign your orations.