Saturday, July 29, 2006

Davison vs. Godzilla

As promised at John A. Davison's Single Post Blog, one thread for him to take all the cheap shots he wants at MorphoDyke.


Fair warning, John. One out-of-the-way comment about Dave or any of our other commenters here, you're out the door.

And no one else can take shots at Davison in this thread until and unless he misbehaves... We're all about being fair here. Mostly.

Take it away, John.

[EDIT: John couldn't behave, it's now open season. Knock yourselves out.]


28 Eloquent Orations:

On 7/29/2006 10:11:00 AM, Blogger JohnADavison waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Thanks for more free publicity. I love it so!

Who or what is morphodike and what or who is this Godzilla? I just don't get it I'm afraid. I'm old you know.

As for my one post blog it is my preferred method as I have but one purpose which is to present and defend my PEH. Also, nothing ever goes south into oblivion and all is preserved in chronological order for posterity. After all isn't that exactly what the history of science has always been? So I would prefer that if you expect to hear from me you will stop taking cheap shots at me or my humble blog. It has served me well in exposing my adversaries. Since it ain't broke I ain't gonna fix it. Got that? Write that down!

Now what's on your mind or would you rather not say?

Kisses

John A. Davison, published author of a new hypothesis for organic evolution - "A Prescribed Evolutionary Hypothesis" as well as numerous other evolutionary papers all of which were purged from the side bar at Uncommon Descent by David Springer one of your more active participants here.

A past evolution is undeniable, a present evolution undemonstrable."
John A. Davison

"Meine Zeit wird schon kommen!" Gregor mendel

 

On 7/29/2006 10:26:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

MorphoDyke is our little pet name for Denyse O'Leary.

It is your thoughts on her that we're interested in.

Ok, we got it. Have at it now.

Kisses,
JanieBelle and Kate

 

On 7/29/2006 10:57:00 AM, Blogger DaveScot waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

evolutionary papers all of which were purged from the side bar at Uncommon Descent by David Springer one of your more active participants here

They were all put there by me in the first place too. This goes to show that what the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.

 

On 7/29/2006 10:58:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Easy, Dave. This is John's Thread for Denyse bashing.

Kisses,
JanieBelle

 

On 7/29/2006 11:33:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

You know, between the two of you, if you put your weapons away, there could be some seriously funny MorphoDyke humor in this thread.

Call a truce and entertain us.

Kisses,
JanieBelle and Kate

 

On 7/29/2006 01:02:00 PM, Blogger JohnADavison waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Denyse O'Leary banned from her forum when she had one which is why she automatically became Lenyse O'Deary just as Wiliam Dembski became Dilliam Wembski for the same reason.

However, I am by nature a forgiving soul so when I was readmitted (by popular demand incidentally) at Uncommon Descent, they both earned the right to be addressed by their original names. The matter will stand that way until I once again am banned from further participation. Scrambling the names of my ideologically recalcitrant critics is standard procedure with me. Got that? Write that down. Here is a partial list of some that are still in force.

Darles Charwin (founding member of the fantasy that now bears his name), Pott L. Scage, M.P. Zeyers. Esley Welsberry, Dichard Rawkins, Gephen J. Stould. Mernst Ayr, Falan Ox, Charden Atfield, Wonathan Jells, Jillip Phonson, Richael Muse and of course your own precious Spravid Dinger in a class all by himself at the top of the list. There are many others, too many to mention and new names appear almost daily.

I have further distinguished Dichard Rawkins, Mernst Ayr and Gephen J. Stould as "The Three Stooges" of modern evolutionary theory.

I hope that is OK with you. If not just let me know and I will disappear in a flash.

"If you tell the truth, you can be certain, sooner or later, to be found out."
Oscar Wilde

"A past evolution is undeniable, a present evolution undemonstrable."
John A. Davison

I love it so!

 

On 7/29/2006 01:16:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Aww John. One comment? That's as far as you could get without taking a shot at Dave?

And the whole point of this thread was to direct your patented sharp tongue at that brainless idiot MorphoDyke.

Tell you what. We too are rather forgiving. We'll give you another try.

Your target is MorphoDyke. Not Dave or any of our commenters.

Our agreement not to humor ourselves with your comments was good only as long as you didn't take shots at our commenters.

Let me quote directly from Kate's comment at your blog -

"John,

We only picked your comments apart because you were attacking one of our commenters.

I give you my word as a Marine, as a lady, that if you don't attack any of our commenters, your comments will be untouched.

Kisses,
Kate"


Now go ahead and try again.

No kisses for you until you clean up your act.
JanieBelle

 

On 7/29/2006 03:12:00 PM, Blogger JohnADavison waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Alas, poor Dickhead. I knew him Kate.

Since you failed to follow the simplest and most reasonable of instructions, it is with deep regret that I must hereby announce that you are again fair game for the big green marker. - jb


Oh I get herpes. I am expected to take a dump on O'Leary who has just re-entered me with a large strap-on kitchen utensil at Uncommon Descent but I am not expected to take a dump on my own shoes in front of Dembski who bannana-ed me from behind. I know nothing of O'Leary's sexual preferences and they are of no consequence in any event. (Um, hey Doofus. Have you noticed which blog you're on? HELLO!)

There is no need to take a dump on my belly anyway as I'll probably just eat it. I have been crapping all over myself for quite some time now here as everywhere else I am not still allowed to express myself. I am running out of KY jelly at the same time I am gaining a large amount of weight. Think about me fondling myself before I am mounted by a big tough, pontificating, bold font sporting, rudely interrupting, condescending, hardblowing, pompous elephant. I am obviously a train wreck in the making and a complete drunk. Frankly I think I am lucky to still be an out patient.

How do you like how I grab my testicles?

I love being humiliated so!


 

On 7/29/2006 03:47:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Everyone else feel free to pile on Davison. We gave him a chance, he couldn't follow one simple instruction.

Spew it. Let it out. Fire away.

And if MorphoDyke gets slimed in the process, so much the better, but don't feel obligated.

Kisses,
JanieBelle and Kate

 

On 7/29/2006 04:58:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

And just for the record, John A. Dingleberry,

Kate assures me there is no such thing as an EX-Marine.

Just so y'know.

Raspberries to you. :P
JanieBelle

 

On 7/29/2006 05:09:00 PM, Blogger JohnADavison waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Thanks again for all the Big Green Marker. I have a nice penis cozy to give to MorphoDyke.

naturally -

I love her peepee so!

Happy sixty-nining.

Thank you for the last, anyway. We'll enjoy it just as much now that you're gone as we did before you showed up. Bright guy like you, one would think you'd at least behave long enough to try to get some video of that.
Shame you don't have enough of a brain to follow one simple instruction. -
jb & k


 

On 7/29/2006 05:37:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Well I see that JAD is busily deleting all our comments over at his one-post-blog.

He's not even bright enough to get a Big Green Marker.

Oh well, whatcha gonna do?

We tried.

 

On 7/29/2006 07:14:00 PM, Blogger DaveScot waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

The hell of it is that Dembski NEVER banned Davison.

Davison is a clinically paranoid old fool and he's computer illiterate. Every time the internet hiccups he thinks someone is cutting him off on purpose. He used to email me AT LEAST a dozen times a day with stupid problems or paranoid delusions of persecution. And, get this, I must have tried a dozen times to teach him how to use cut & paste. He never understood. To this day if you leave him a long url that isn't hotlinked he won't check it out because it's too much typing to transcribe it into the address line of his browser.

At any rate, after whining to me for 6 months that Dembski had banned him, when Dembski made me blogczar of UD one of the first things I did was check to see if Davison's account had been deleted. Nope. There it was. I reset the password on it, emailed Davison the new password, and he began commenting on Uncommon Descent again. The old fool forgot his password and to this day he denies it and claims Dembski banned him.

 

On 7/29/2006 07:25:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Dave said

"To this day if you leave him a long url that isn't hotlinked he won't check it out because it's too much typing to transcribe it into the address line of his browser."

That's a riot! :ROFLMAO

As soon as I saw a 500 comment one post blog, I thought something was up. It's pretty funny that he's now claiming he does it on purpose.

Right on his blog he says he abandoned the other blog because it got to be over 900 comments. Um... so what? Make a blog with one post, wait 'til it hits 900 comments, and then abandon it? Good strategy. Keep 'em guessing.

Idiot.

Every time that man opens his trap, he just makes himself sound either dumber or more psychotic.

I hear he actually was once a reasonable, intelligent human being, but I find that hard to believe.

Oh well. Whatcha gonna do?

I guess there's not much hope for someone who's most dire insult is to transpose the letters in someone's name.

I really had hoped for some good comedy in this thread.

 

On 7/30/2006 02:08:00 AM, Blogger blipey waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

The UD / Dave thread at AtBC is 170-some PAGES long....

 

On 7/30/2006 02:32:00 AM, Blogger Alan Fox waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Is this a good time for confessions?

Dave,

You posted your invite to John on his blog, telling him you had reset his password to the name of his dog. Davison had mentioned his dog's name (Otto) on another blog, so I was able to post an "apology" from JAD listing a couple of insulting remarks he had made earlier about Dembski.

I reset the password so John would be prevented from posting and blowing the gaffe, but it was reset again before I could have any more fun. That original post still survives, though.

 

On 7/30/2006 03:27:00 AM, Blogger JohnADavison waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

The reason I finally abadoed (abandoned, perhaps?) my first book was because, drunk and illiterate that I am, I was unable to read the directions. There was also some glitch in the front cover so I couldn't do a damnn thing with the book but let everybody else read it to me. I am a gay auto, but I'm still in the garage. This turned out to be a real virtue as each person exposed himself to me without restraint. It was glorously revealing don't you know.

Even in my new underpants, I let myself pontificate long enough to be fully appreciated before finally deleting my pornographic photos of me.

I love my peepee so!



Again, Davison, make with the bye bye. - jb&k

 

On 7/30/2006 04:32:00 AM, Blogger DaveScot waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Is there anything at all beneath you Alan? If there is it can't be much.

 

On 7/30/2006 09:02:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Not terribly ethical of you Alan, but I'm not really one to talk, I suppose, given my penchant for my new toy, the Big Green Marker.

And Dave, you have to admit that if anyone at all on this green earth deserves it....

That's all I'm gonna say 'bout that.

Kisses
JanieBelle

 

On 7/30/2006 06:05:00 PM, Blogger JohnADavison waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I haven't had this much fun since I choked my chicken reading farmboy love magazine.

Love and kisses to my inky dinky winky, especially the stud horse on the back forty.

I love my peepee so!

Dohn Asswipe Javison


 

On 7/30/2006 10:52:00 PM, Anonymous Arden Chatfield waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

You posted your invite to John on his blog, telling him you had reset his password to the name of his dog. Davison had mentioned his dog's name (Otto) on another blog, so I was able to post an "apology" from JAD listing a couple of insulting remarks he had made earlier about Dembski.

I reset the password so John would be prevented from posting and blowing the gaffe, but it was reset again before I could have any more fun. That original post still survives, though.

Falan Ox, you are a genius!

Got a link for the faux-apology?

 

On 7/31/2006 05:32:00 AM, Blogger Alan Fox waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

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On 7/31/2006 05:40:00 AM, Blogger Alan Fox waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

It's this one, Arden.

PS to Dave,

It's a bit rich you criticizing me, considering, for example, your behaviour on John's blog

 

On 7/31/2006 08:09:00 PM, Anonymous Arden Chatfield waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

It's this one, Arden.

Are *all* the subsequent Davison quotes there yours as well?

 

On 8/01/2006 07:50:00 AM, Blogger Alan Fox waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

No, just the first.

I guess John must have emailed UD and got his password changed again. By the time I had composed another post, I could no longer log in. Tant pis.

 

On 8/01/2006 08:56:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Well just to save anyone any trouble, a little birdy came to see me yesterday and he whispered in my ear.

Let me tell you what he said...

DAJ's current password for his blog is NOT otto. It's not Otto. It's not ottO, OTTO, Darwin, Carwin, Darles Charwin or Charles Darwin.

Don't know about Dharles Carwin.

It's not David Springer, Spravid Dinger, David, Spravid, Springer or Dinger.

He will not eat green eggs and ham.

Don't ask me how the little bird knew all that.

Kisses,
JanieBelle

 

On 8/02/2006 01:20:00 AM, Anonymous Arden Chatfield waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Did you try 'Darwimp'? 'Loveitso'?

 

On 8/02/2006 07:26:00 AM, Blogger Corporal Kate waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Arden,

We have no way to know what the Little Bird's source did or did not try beyond what we were told.

Kisses,
Kate

 

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