Wednesday, September 13, 2006

House Warming

So Ruthie moved into her new home this weekend, and Kate and I spent today ...um.... blessing the house.


Sorry 'bout the lack of posts today, we've been a little busy. Ruthie's got her big new house, and Kate and I are all by our lonesomes. We chose to spend our first day in our own home quietly together. Well, together anyway.

Final tally?

1 package of generic band-aids - $2
4 C sized batteries - $10
1 torn Victoria's Secret chemise - $35
2 broken bedroom lamps - $40
1 busted living room window - $150
1 horrified elderly couple passing by, 2 very amused Jacksonville Police Officers, and 2 orgasms each in every room of your new home - priceless.

How much are new shingles?


8 Eloquent Orations:

On 9/13/2006 11:12:00 PM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Ah, Christenings. I like this thesitic practice. Thigh-highs and high heels, Ladies.

 

On 9/13/2006 11:34:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Speaking of which, we'd like to ask about two things...

1. Exactly how does one manage a high heel hole in the wall at a height of 5' 6"? Truthfully, we're not sure.

2. Know any good drywallers in our area?

 

On 9/14/2006 09:26:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Rich, do you prefer with

With Garter Belt

(Found HERE)


Or without garter belt?

Without Garter Belt

(Found HERE)

Both products and images from Victoria's Secret.

 

On 9/14/2006 09:53:00 AM, Blogger Corporal Kate waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Dream a little dream of us....

 

On 9/14/2006 10:39:00 AM, Blogger Rich Hughes waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Both look good to me. Corporal Kate looks a bit skinny for the marines in these pictures... Compared to her rubenesque avatar, anyhoo.

Davescot wont be reading this because your last post made him go blind.

 

On 9/14/2006 10:48:00 AM, Anonymous Arden Chatfield waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

"How much are new shingles?"

I had them once. Hurt like a sonofabitch.

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week!

 

On 9/14/2006 10:51:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Rich,

They didn't feed her well.

As for Davey, well what can you say? No sense of humor? All in all, he's taking it pretty well. He hasn't spammed the blog with vitriol or nuthin'.

'course he's probably busy planning his revenge...

 

On 9/14/2006 10:52:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Arden,

cute little fella, ain'tcha?

We seriously are considering how to work the roof thing out...

Something like that needs planning.

and a ladder, of course.

 

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