So I just took a test. "What's your secuction style?"
Results below the fold.
Then it says "You need the Sinner Guide". Hell, I wrote it.
Anyways, clicking on that brings up some pictures in the handbook, each with a caption...
A Pentagram - "Place on front door, bedpost, forehead, anywhere that you want to say 'Hey, I'm evil'."
A flask - "Lighten the mood or dull the shame. Real hedonists keep a steady supply of booze on their person at all times."
Handcuffs - "Use these to exercise restraint, or as a conversation piece on your desk at work. Coworkers love it when you rattle these and wink at them."
Naked Photos of Self - "Give these to people you might want to have sex with. Slutty is the new black."
Scissors - "Oh the uses are manifold. Make sure to run with them because you're bad."
Extra set of keys - "Place in fishbowl. Wait for stranger to retrieve them."