Thursday, July 13, 2006

Geez O Man, Mom!

Mom just doesn't get it. Talking on the cell phone while driving is DANGEROUS!



I've asked her and asked her and asked her, and she just won't listen.

"Mom, Don't call me while I'm driving!"

Mom always says the same thing, too. "JanieBelle, dear, I'm in Ohio, you're in North Carolina. How am I supposed to know when you're driving?"

Pfft.

Call ahead and ask first, duh.

Sheesh.


4 Eloquent Orations:

On 7/13/2006 03:04:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Ok, Mom's worried the world will think I'm a ditz, so let me spell it out for you.

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Get it? Humor? Funny, Haha?

 

On 7/13/2006 03:06:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Obviously I could never answer the phone while I'm driving. How would I get my eyeliner on?

 

On 7/13/2006 06:05:00 PM, Blogger RogueHistorian waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I figure nothing will top one guy I saw. He had a newspaper held in his right hand (and appeared to be reading it), was clutching a ceral bowl in the left, and was driving with his left fore arm/wrist. I made sure to put some distance between him and myself - quickly.

 

On 7/13/2006 07:14:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Chicken.

He was just multitasking.

:)

 

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