Friday, July 14, 2006

Important News!

About the Stanley Cup...

It holds 14 beers.

In case you were wonderin'...

28 Eloquent Orations:

On 7/14/2006 09:52:00 AM, Blogger LeperColony waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Clever title.

 

On 7/14/2006 09:56:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Thanks, LC.

Kind of you to say so. Hockey Fan?

Being from Columbus, I guess you can figure out who I root for, but I was glad to see the cup come here, too. The 'Canes are my adopted "second" team!

 

On 7/14/2006 11:17:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

What a co-ink-i-dink...I also hold 14 beers. Who knew?

We may be getting the NHL in Kansas City. I hope it comes to pass; we will have a brand new, state of the art arena for them in a few months, but it's sort of a "build it and we sure hope they decide to come,sometime, uh, please, we'd really like it" scenario.

 

On 7/14/2006 11:33:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Well, truthfully blipey, I have no idea how many beers I hold, I've only had a taste, and didn't care for it.

Wine with supper, however...

Hope you get a team and it does well. Any idea what they might call it? I hadn't heard the gossip yet.

(I needed a breather after the finals. Wow, great series!)

Could you do me an itsy bitsy favor? Put up some kind of graphic in your blogger profile. Anything at all, just less than 50k.

Let me explain why:

Remember back in the one thread where Dave demonstrated how easy it would be to spoof someone? I've been thinking about that.

Here's the deal. If you post a graphic there, sure, someone could copy it and put it into their fake profile, and it will even show up on the white "leave your comment" page.

Where it will NOT show up is on the black post and comments page, because in order for it to show up there, I have to enter it manually into the template of my page.

I tried to pull one from your blog (Kate and I were up until like 3 trying to make that happen) but the code actually checks your blogger profile, and "if it ain't there, it don't work".

It would effectively act as your signature, and I would appreciate it.

Thanks,

JanieBelle

 

On 7/14/2006 11:35:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Kate says she likes a six pack...

I'm not sure she was referencing beer, though...

Did I mention she's home today?

Wait 'til I post why!!!!

 

On 7/14/2006 12:04:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

P.S. We even tried to host you a Snuffleupagus here, but it didn't work, either.

You can find him here.

 

On 7/14/2006 01:42:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Okay. I think I cleared that up.

 

On 7/14/2006 01:45:00 PM, Blogger blipey waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Or maybe not...again?

 

On 7/14/2006 01:50:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

It'll take a bit for the server to catch up. I just now manually entered you into my template.

You're all good now.

thanks,

Kisses to blipey the Shakespeare quoting Snuffleupagus.

JanieBelle and Corporal Kate

 

On 7/14/2006 02:16:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

See how your picture is showing up on your latest post? After the server catches up, it'll go back and add your picture to all your old posts.

It took almost a day for it to go back and change my picture on my old posts when I changed it. Meanwhile my new comments had the new pic, the old comments had the old.

 

On 7/14/2006 03:01:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

What on earth is that photo, Blipey? He looks like a deranged clown with a mask and large braces.
guthrie

 

On 7/14/2006 03:05:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Hi guthrie,

Click the "blipey's blog" link in the blogroll in the sidebar.

That's blipey.

 

On 7/14/2006 03:08:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Ahhh, so he is a clown/ performer/ actor. Makes perfect sense now.
guthrie

 

On 7/14/2006 03:25:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Indeed he is.

A little click'll clue ya'.

:)

 

On 7/17/2006 06:10:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Kaylaface! That's so funny!

I just assumed you were a Columbus fan.

Is there someone special on the Flyers that persuades you to root for them against the home team? Primeau, maybe? Niittymaki?

You know we have Justin Williams and Mark Recchi down here now, right? The 'Canes are one good looking hunk o men, lemme tell ya'.

What I wouldn't do for an hour in that locker room!

Does Janie know you're a Flyers fan and not a Blue Jackets fan? If not, you might want to wait until at least next week to tell her. She's.... in a mood.

In fact, you might not want to tell her at all.

(jk)

:)

Kisses
Corporal Kate

 

On 7/17/2006 06:15:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

And as long as we're discussing good looking manly men, and as long as we're also talking about blipey in the same thread, I guess this is still on topic:

BLIPEY IS ONE HUNK O GOOD LOOKING MAN MEAT!

Have you seen his picture without his makeup?

Hubba hubba!

K

 

On 7/17/2006 03:03:00 PM, Blogger blipey waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Ah, you make me blush. Now, if only you ran your own production studio!

More on topic than that, however, come on Penguins! You can do it; move to KC!!! You don't want to pass no stinkin' casino loaws in Pennsylvania...we've already got them here in Missouri, so how 'bout it?

Penguins become the Blue Notes (or Ice Storm, or somesuch).

 

On 7/17/2006 06:18:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

The Pens in KC? REALLY? I hadn't caught even a whiff of that!

Wow.

 

On 7/17/2006 06:19:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

As for production studios, we've been thinking about doing a production. Private consumption only though.

;)

 

On 7/17/2006 10:11:00 PM, Blogger blipey waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Yeah, I don't do that kind of work. For pay.

As for the Pens, they're having arena issues, as in they really, really, really, need to replace Mellon. The only way that's going to happen is if the state kicks in money and that'll only happen if they pass the gambling laws.

Recently, it looks more like they're going to stay, but I still have hope.

 

On 7/20/2006 03:32:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Yeah, I don't do that kind of work. For pay.

Dear Sir,

While your comment is commendable on its face, it is with great interest that I observe the way you chose to punctuate the quoted statement.

Perhaps it was not your intent to imply this, but I infer from your choice that you would engage in such behavior for free.

If I could for a moment extrapolate further, you seem to be asking (between the lines) if I and my dear Lover would also be willing to engage in sordid and elicit affairs on camera for free.

In response to your almost unspoken inquiry, allow me just one comment.

I may be easy, but I ain't cheap.

Sincerely,
JanieBelle

:)

 

On 7/20/2006 03:34:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

We love you, blipey. And we would only do you on camera if you agreed to keep your clown makeup on.

:)

 

On 7/20/2006 03:35:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Off camera, however, is another thing entirely...

:)

Kate

 

On 7/21/2006 12:08:00 AM, Blogger blipey waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Now, of course, the sentences in question could also be read this way:

I don't do that kind of work.

As in, I do not engage in that line of work, for some reason. What is that reason?

For pay.

It could very well be that someone is paying me to not engage in that activity.

So, I guess we know where your mind is...we're even.
;-)

 

On 7/21/2006 07:14:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

We'll double it.

Seriously, though, Janie really got a chuckle writing her "formal reply" to the other comment. She must have stopped writingabout three times to settle down.

Your link there is to our home page, but I think I know where you meant to point. Here, perhaps?

Kisses,
Kate and Sleepyhead

 

On 7/21/2006 07:17:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Why is it that the cable modem always seems to crap out when we're answering you?

You've got some mojo going that ain't good for our connection! You're just too hot for broadband, I guess.

Kisses anyway,
Kate and Sleepyhead

 

On 7/21/2006 09:23:00 AM, Blogger blipey waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Uh, yeah. That was the link, damn. Paste the wrong-ass link. Completely ruin the joke right at the end...I should be fired.

 

On 7/21/2006 12:40:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Some clown you are...

 

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