Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Home Depot Needs a New Name

So Kate and I were over looking at paint and lighting and such yesterday, and we were feeling rather domestic. What's a girl to do when the site of "Sidesaddle" brown and "Forest Green" and "Family Legacy Tan" come together with thousands of varieties of low-level romantic mood lighting in a great confluence of domestic bliss and happiness? Or, more importantly, where's a girl to do it?


Why, in the ladies' room of course.

You may now affectionately refer to the home improvement warehouse as "Homo Depot".

Today we're off to "Lays".


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