Nah, Christopher Lee wouldn't work. You need someone who's both nutty and slightly sad. Like Syndrome from The Incredibles, only more so.
CGI maybe? I'm thinking Smeagle.
How about Tom Cruise? We can apply lots of pancake and a wig. (What does JAD look like, anyway?)
I'm no fan of Cruise, but he appears to be halfway there already.
No need for lectures from the director about "motivation."
"(What does JAD look like, anyway?)"
I don't even wanna think about it.
Actually I am quite attractive in a senile, drooling sort of way. I know I am senile because I get the senile citizens discount (10%) every Tuesday at Ben Franklin's. I used to get it at KMart too but they stopped it when Martha went into stir.
Ooooh, How sweet it is!
I have a 7 year old picture at my old home page www.uvm.edu/~jdavison
You may post it if you choose. I want everyone know who it is that you poor perverts treat this way.
Be my guest girls. I'll be looking for my handsome face on your charming little grass-stained blog.
In the meantime, suck girls, suck. Blow is a figure of speech don't you know.
Ask and ye shall receive. Funny, though. You almost look sane in that picture. I'm actually amazed it wasn't taken before your breakdown. - jb
JAD and Davescot up a tree...
lots of T. O. N. G. U. E.
You know, Javison...
If you kept your comments half as civil as your first one above, people wouldn't think you're half as crazy as you are.
You'd still be wrong, you'd still be nutty, but at least you wouldn't be thought of as a dangerous psychopath. In fact, your first comment up there was almost (dare I say it?) ... charming... in a senile, drooling sort of way.
Just so y'know.
If DaveScot wouldn't insist in putting all those foreign objects in my ass, I might stop drooling all over his winky and getting all that green stain all over my fat little polysexual, cellulite laden Wonder Woman underoos.
At least you provided more material to work with.
Thanks for that, Javison.
You associate with very awkward, creepy people....
Now do you see why I keep away so much?? just kidding. =D
Blow is a figure of speech don't you know. Just wondering, big green marker fans...
How does one slap an online photograph?
It's a purely academic questions at this point, but I'm thinking that this might come in handy sometime. Yes, creeped out, kaylaface, creeped out.
"How does one slap an online photograph?"
I have a thought about that, Kristine. I'll get back to you on it...