It's St. Andrew's Day
Be sure to go celebrate with Old Bitter Balls, the truest Scotsman of the Web.
The beginning of his self-description: "I'm a witty fucker, a base and vile brabbler; I never know when to quit, I'm a terrier. The conscience of the people, a gob in the eye of convention,an equal opportunities offender."
My kinda man.
[UPDATE - Old Bitter Balls has graced me with what has got the be the funniest shiite I've read all week....]