Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Ruthie Is Pregnant! Ruthie is Pregnant!

She's knocked up. In the family way. Prego. Got a bun in the oven. Just got a one-way ticket to the maternity ward. She ain't jokin', Daddy's a smokin'. Here, have a cigar. Upsizin' the dresses. Expandin' the buttzone. Addin' to the rugrats. She gon' have a litter. She been rollin' in the hay, and now the Piper come a callin'.

God it's been killing me! Ever have a secret that you can't tell ANYONE? Ok, Kate knows, but it's been a little hard to hide. Ruthie made me promise not to blog about curtain climber #3 until she told Mom. She wouldn't tell Mom until after this last ultrasound. (She just wanted to be sure everything was OK. It is.)

Well I feel better. How 'bout you?

1 Eloquent Orations:

On 7/12/2006 09:55:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Your Dad didn't tell you yet? Haha we knew first!

Yes, Happy Birthday to you. We each left Birthday comments to you on your blog.

Love and Kisses,
Aunt JanieBelle and Corporal Kate


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