Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Your Penis is a Christmas Tree

No, really. Just ask Yeshua_is_king.

[UPDATE:Speaking of complete IDiots, Kristine at Amused Muse talks a little about her ongoing soap opera... Current episodes include MorphoDyke, DaveTard, and DAJ. Check it out when you're finished reading the rest of this little gem below the fold.]

Ok, you just gotta love Fundies Say the Darndest Things. It's gotta be one of the funniest sites on that interweb thingy.

Here is one of the best I've seen.

"The original sin between Adam and Eve was that they consumned each others own sexual fluids. The tree of the knowledge of good and bad was Adam's penis. If you use a digital camera to take a picture of your erect penis on the side you see when looking down at it and put the picture into your computer you can fit an equilateral triangle around the head of it. This is the Christmas tree. Anamita Muscaria mushrooms (magic mushrooms) grow under evergreen trees and are psychoactive. The Christmas tree is the tree of the knowledge of good and bad which is a symbol for Adam's penis ... The original sin altered man's mind and caused man to think in abstract ways and gave them the proclivity and drive to invent and construct things and delve into science that has resulted in all technology we see today. The pursuit of science is destroying the Earth as everything man does is destroying the very planet we live on. This knowledge from Satan the Serpent was a poison knowledge.

The serpent was also Adam's penis. The medical symbol the Caduceus is a pole with a pine cone on top with two serpents wrapped around it. The two serpents are male and female and they are the double helix of DNA and they also represent the Hindu rise of the first (anus) and second (sexual organs) chakras up the spinal column untill they reach the 6th chakra the pineal gland in the center of the brain the seat of imagination, spiritual insight and awareness.", The Pagan Prattle

Mushrooms are MAGIC!

4 Eloquent Orations:

On 11/09/2006 04:51:00 PM, Blogger PiGuy waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Uh, yeah. The next time I'm shroomin' I'll be sure to take pictures of my erect Christmas Tree.

I'm sure that somebody already said it but WTF?


On 11/09/2006 05:11:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much pleasure!
O Christmas Tree, O Christmas Tree,
You give us so much pleasure!


On 11/10/2006 07:01:00 AM, Blogger breakerslion waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Give a whole new meaning to "Merry Fucking Christmas" doesn't it?

Methinks this one sleeps with small furry animals in his undershorts. My pineal gland tells me that the inerrancy of the Byebull is in question here. Perhaps the Dead Sea Scrolls state: "And then Adam ate of the bearded clam and Eve did consume his pine cone, and the LORD came to them in wrath because he was getting it not." - but I doubt it.


On 11/10/2006 10:00:00 AM, Blogger bourgeois_rage waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Phew! I thought that was some kind of growth. I guess it is just tinsel.

That brings to my mind a question: What do you put on top of your tree, a star of an angel? I think I'm going with an angel in the future. Think about it.


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