Let me tell you why below the fold.
I walked down to the local BP a while ago. I got some gum and while I was standing in line somebody pinched my butt!
I turned around and there's this little 12 year old dork all grinning from ear to ear. I whacked him a good one, too, right in his ear.
His Mom was all like "HEY!" I told her what the little *$^!@* did, and she drug him out of the store and wipped the crap out of him right there on the sidewalk.
I didn't really want him to get beat, but hey, learn some manners Heathen!