Saturday, July 08, 2006

Kate is going to Hell.

And she's probably takin' me with her.

If you'd like to know why...

It turns out that my very beautiful seductress is a heathen. She is a full-on Atheistic Darwinoid. (That's a joking tone, don't blow a gasket!) But she really is an atheist, and an evolution supporter.

But that's a good thing. At least she can hold my hand (figuratively and literally) and walk me through that position. She's way better at science than me. (I know more literature type stuff, though.) Apparently I got the million year old bald boring science teacher, she got the million year old nose wrinkling English teachers.

It's kind of complimentary, don'tcha think?

So I guess all your fears have been realized. Or your hopes, if you're from the other side.

On that note, let me end this post with a quote from my fan club member dhogaza at AtBC, and a comment.

"Sounds like she and Kate are more than just casual kissing friends.

Wonder how that will go down (hmmm I'm leavin' that) with the fundie crowd at UD?"


Let me just say this about that -

The fundies can kiss my butt. Actually, no they can't. But Corporal Kate can.

And she's VERY good at it.

But you're not gettin' pictures, wheatdogg.

20 Eloquent Orations:

On 7/08/2006 11:13:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

;)

Apparently she bites, too!

I hope you've had all your shots, Tigger!

Ow!

 

On 7/08/2006 11:14:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

You just typed "ow".

K

 

On 7/08/2006 11:15:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Dramatic effect.

J

 

On 7/08/2006 11:15:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

You're goofy.

K

 

On 7/08/2006 11:15:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

You're sexy.

J

 

On 7/08/2006 11:20:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

ty, su

K

 

On 7/08/2006 11:20:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I'm erasing this.

J.

 

On 7/08/2006 11:21:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

No you're not.

K

 

On 7/08/2006 11:21:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Why?

J

 

On 7/08/2006 11:22:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

You're busy. I'm distracting you.

suakm.

K

 

On 7/08/2006 11:26:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Oh yeah, straight to Hell, the both of us.

J

 

On 7/09/2006 06:56:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Seems to me we made a pitstop in Heaven yesterday on our way.

K

 

On 7/09/2006 06:57:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Several, actually.

K

 

On 7/14/2006 11:21:00 PM, Anonymous wheatdogg waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

I don't really want to see pix of you and Cpl. Kate. If you really are 17, they'd be illegal, and you could get your host in a world of trouble.

What I meant over at AtBC was some photographic verification that you are in fact 17 and are really where you say you are. Of course, that kind of evidence is pretty sketchy over the Web.

 

On 7/15/2006 05:41:00 AM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Hello Wheatdogg.

Janie and I were wondering if you were ever going to show up looking for pix.

You can see the "Message to Deadman" thread.

We broke down and posted some pictures there, but that's the best you gonna get.

Were flirty and sexy, but were not porn stars.

I'll tellher you stopped by when she gets up.

Well go take a picture of the main gate sign if you want, but anybody could really do that.

K

 

On 7/15/2006 12:17:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

"We're flirty and sexy, but we're not porn stars."

Well not publicly, anyway.

;)

(You're dragging me straight to Hell, Kate, I know it. Straight to Hell, and I love you for it.)

 

On 7/17/2006 09:13:00 PM, Anonymous wheatdogg waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Legs are nice, but how about a face? Are you keeping up the mystery for a reason? As in, this is all a hoax?

Well, whatever. I just finished reading the whole polygamy/spirituality thread here and at UD. It was great entertainment. You had really good questions and challenges that tribute7 effectively ducked. In fact, most of the UD regulars like to duck tough challenges. It's fun to see them squirm.

Keep it up, whoever you are.

 

On 7/17/2006 10:36:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Well I'm glad you enjoy reading the blog, whatever the reason, wheatdogg.

Yes, there's a reason for the mystery which doesn't involve some Elvis conspiracy. Several, in fact.

Kate is still a Marine, for one. She gets busted being with a girl, it's a big deal.

Freako Stalkers, for another. We've still been getting hate mail, though it's slowed down quite a bit. Threats have been made. Truthfully, they were coming from your side of the aisle at first, almost exclusively. It's pretty much 50/50 at this point.

I guess you know you're doing something right when you piss off EVERYBODY. I'm joking, of course, but we've obviously said something that got noticed. That's better than blathering on and on, and never really saying anything.

I promised my Dad that I would protect my anonymity, for another. He's a long way away, and he worries. It's in the job description.

So the long and the short of it is that you've gotten all the photographic evidence you're going to get.

Sorry.

Hope you keep reading, though, and it would be nice if you commented.

 

On 7/19/2006 08:39:00 PM, Anonymous wheatdogg waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

All understandable. But this remark surprises me:Threats have been made. Truthfully, they were coming from your side of the aisle at first, almost exclusively.
My side of the aisle meaning the science, evolution, liberal, freethinker types? I am dismayed, since personally I don't have a problem with you and Cpl. Kate being an "item."

My skepticism arises from your intelligent and witty writing style, and insistence that people actually address your comments rather than quote Scripture. I have taught high school for 20+ years, and finding such intellectual maturity in a 17-year-old is pretty rare. Such people do exist, so until there is evidence to the contrary I'll accept your self-described identity as the truth.

And yeah, I'll comment, but I've been occupied with other things for now.

 

On 7/20/2006 08:12:00 PM, Blogger JanieBelle waxed damned near poetic whilst opining...

Maturity? Moi? Perhaps I should arrange for you to talk to my Mom...

Actually, let me amend the threat statement...

Threats have been made. Truthfully, they were coming from your side of the aisle at first, almost exclusively. It's pretty much all coming from religious people now.

I think at first the hatemail came from people who misunderstood my position. Not that that excuses the crap I was getting, because it most certainly does not.

I may have been unclear, but in the beginning of this little blog, just a few short weeks ago, I hadn't really looked into ID or evolution. I simply felt that everyone should get their say.

My position is somewhat different at this point. Right now, and let me just say I'm no biologist so my opinion is worth squat really, but right now I'm getting a weird vibe from the ID crowd. I've been unable to pin most of them down on exactly what their position is. That's certainly not true across the board, but something smells a little fishy to me when Dr. Demski refuses to talk about science, shuts down dissent, and hires a religious "journalist" to write his blog.

Indeed, something is quite rotten in Denmark.

However, I still feel like I need to understand both sides of this issue before I can form an informed opinion, if that makes any sense.

I'm not really sure why anyone but Kate or I cares what I think. But apparently there are several hundred people who do.

Anyways, thanks for your contributions, and your thoughts.

If I write halfway decently, it's because I read voraciously. At least I did until I started this little blog.

:)

JanieBelle

 

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